The piano played the piano while the man touched the piano and the piano listened to the piano while the man polished the piano. And the woman loved the piano while the man massaged the strings. The piano was tuned and kept warm by their fingers. And the woman and the man thought together at the same time, without saying a single word, that the piano is the best of all instruments. Then they went to bed together with the piano. But the piano never fell asleep.